tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post114621757308535799..comments2024-03-17T10:32:01.495+02:00Comments on From the Rock: Highlanderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16532761296990891687noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157754505019527512006-09-09T01:28:00.000+03:002006-09-09T01:28:00.000+03:00Hi H,War on TerrorI decided not to use that one an...Hi H,<BR/><BR/><I>War on Terror</I><BR/><BR/>I decided not to use that one anymore. I'm saying "war on idiots" for now... when I come up with something better, I'll let you know ;Pprogrammer craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17566950406349754166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157738691927706462006-09-08T21:04:00.000+03:002006-09-08T21:04:00.000+03:00LW and Craig , even in parrot jokes you manage to ...LW and Craig , even in parrot jokes you manage to bring in the War on Terror :) <BR/><BR/>Adam he he he I never thought of googling for parrot jokes I might just do that .. thank you :)Highlanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16532761296990891687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157582572788149302006-09-07T01:42:00.000+03:002006-09-07T01:42:00.000+03:00As each and one of us is respectfully staying on H...As each and one of us is respectfully staying on Highlander's subject of [political] parrot jokes I thoght that I might do some <A HREF="http://www.google.se/search?hl=en&q=political+%22parrot+jokes%22&btnG=Google+Search" REL="nofollow"> Googling* (*not a TM)</A> on the aforementioned subject. From the clickable link here are two gems:<BR/><I><BR/>This guy is in a plane when he feels thirsty. He calls the stewardess and asks her politely for a Large Whiskey.There's a parrot in the seat next to him,who snaps,"A double Scotch and make it quick". "Yes ,sir"the stewardess says, and quickly gets the bird his drink - but ignores the guy. The parrot downs his in one gulp, and says "gimme another". The stewardess gets him a second drink, ignoring the guy again. The guy, meanwhile has been asking for his drink very politely. He decides to use the parrot's tactics and snarls at the stewardess,"You @#*$# hag, get me my bloody Scotch!". Suddenly a large co-pilot comes out of the cockpit and ejects both the guy and the parrot off the plane.<BR/><BR/>As they're falling, the parrot turns to the guy and says "You know, you're quite brave for someone who can't fly...".<BR/><BR/>* * * * *<BR/><BR/>Before the collapse of communism, this Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere, all around the neighborhood, in the park, everywhere. He can't find the parrot. Finally he goes around to the KGB office, and tells the desk officer his problem. The officer is a little puzzled. "Look, comrade, I'm sorry you lost your bird, but this is the KGB. We don't handle missing animal reports." "Oh, I know that", says the guy. "I just wanted you to know, if you do find my parrot... I don't know where he could have picked up all his political ideas."<BR/></I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157516751676266602006-09-06T07:25:00.000+03:002006-09-06T07:25:00.000+03:00Well, for once I agree with you, LW. Best way to d...Well, for once I agree with you, LW. Best way to deal with terrorists is for everyone to get together and go down to the mosque on friday and grab the nearest jihadi (you know who they are! I know who the idiots in my neighborhood are, and I don't believe for a second it's different anywhere else in the world!) and kick their ass all the way down the street, and then go burn their damn house down. And then do it again next week, and the week after that. Pretty soon, no more jihadis.<BR/><BR/>You with me, Libyan Warrior? Yeah. I thought not :Pprogrammer craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17566950406349754166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157454362059019502006-09-05T14:06:00.000+03:002006-09-05T14:06:00.000+03:00Safia :)) thanks for the joke - this one is funny ...Safia :)) thanks for the joke - this one is funny too , I think there are a lot of parrot jokes in the ME. <BR/><BR/>Hi Lynne in Texas and welcome to my blog...if you have a blog let us know about it so that we can visit you. I hope you will like it here and come back.<BR/><BR/>Programmer_Craig ;) I knew you were going to insert the Catholics somehow ...he he he<BR/><BR/>Molestine , :) hey welcome back is your vacation over ? I thought I'd cover my *ss in case someone had ideas a la Khomeini.<BR/><BR/>Curt from Houston, thanks for bringing up the topic , I've been tinkering with a post about it for the last week and I may have just the thing for you. Also you've left another comment for me on another post , but I can't find which post anymore to reply to you. Would you please send me an email and I'll attempt a thorough reply OK? <BR/><BR/>A man may open up his soul to his best friend or a comrad in arms. He will only open his hart to a woman.<BR/><BR/>This is so beautiful is that yours or a quote from someone ?Highlanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16532761296990891687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157430511307542532006-09-05T07:28:00.000+03:002006-09-05T07:28:00.000+03:00A man may open up his soul to his best friend or a...A man may open up his soul to his best friend or a comrad in arms. He will only open his hart to a woman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157428727406760852006-09-05T06:58:00.000+03:002006-09-05T06:58:00.000+03:00This indirectly brings up an interesting point for...This indirectly brings up an interesting point for me Highlander. You've touched on it a few times in the past, but just what are your thoughts on interfaith marriage? I personally am some what of an agnostic. How do you feel about a Christian man marrying a Muslim woman or vice versa while keeping their individual faiths? How would they raise their children? I‘d be very interested in hearing your thoughts on this matter. There was a time in America when Catholics were discouraged from marrying Protestants and Protestants were discouraged from marrying Catholics. Frankly, discouraged is a vast understatement. Now, most people don’t give it a second thought. Is this also true for Sunnis and sheites? Yes, and I’m not sure that I spelled “sheites” correctly. Please correct if it’s wrong. My spell checker seems to be helpless here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157428052175365792006-09-05T06:47:00.000+03:002006-09-05T06:47:00.000+03:00Safia, I love it :) Lynne in TexasSafia, I love it :) Lynne in TexasAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157369709080029972006-09-04T14:35:00.000+03:002006-09-04T14:35:00.000+03:00This is a funny one, discalimer included!This is a funny one, discalimer included!Molestinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497000583019502570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157346622001662602006-09-04T08:10:00.000+03:002006-09-04T08:10:00.000+03:00Oh and the Iraqi policemen were saying: "May Sadda...Oh and the Iraqi policemen were saying: "May Saddam be cursed"LadyCrochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725989450693309463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157346547334305342006-09-04T08:09:00.000+03:002006-09-04T08:09:00.000+03:00Punchline: the parrot says in Arabic "Thank God, m...Punchline: the parrot says in Arabic "Thank God, may God bless you!"LadyCrochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725989450693309463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157330550868727162006-09-04T03:42:00.000+03:002006-09-04T03:42:00.000+03:00Safia, Please translate the punch line:) Thanks! L...Safia, Please translate the punch line:) Thanks! Lynne from TexasAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157324731032038232006-09-04T02:05:00.000+03:002006-09-04T02:05:00.000+03:00* Disclaimer no offense meant to any religion or i...<I>* Disclaimer no offense meant to any religion or its representative- please do not issue fatwas or excomunication threats against Highlander.</I><BR/><BR/>That's OK, you were clearly talking about those pervert Catholics :P<BR/><BR/>That's a good joke, I haven't heard it before. Safia, I didn't understand yours, can you translate the punchline?programmer craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17566950406349754166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5760993.post-1157308591310175952006-09-03T21:36:00.000+03:002006-09-03T21:36:00.000+03:00I know a different version with the two parrots:An...I know a different version with the two parrots:<BR/><BR/>An Iraqi citizen living during the times of Saddam Hussein had a parrot that cursed Saddam all the time and he was arrested on suspicion of treason.<BR/>He pleaded so hard for his life, the prison guard promised to give him a chance to prove the parrot did not curse Saddam, if he brought the parrot to the police for interrogation. <BR/><BR/>The Iraqi was scared, but he decided to switch his parrot with the parrot of his very relious neighbour. The neighbour assured him: "My parrot only speaks nice and only religious words."<BR/><BR/>The Iraqi man brought that parrot to the Iraqi police, telling them his parrot did not curse Saddam.<BR/><BR/>The Iraqi police was very suspicious, so they wanted to lure the parrot into revealing itself. They stood in front of it, saying over and over again: "Saddam mal3un, Saddam mal3un"<BR/><BR/>Then the parrot answered: "Alhamdulillah! Allah yesalmak!"LadyCrochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725989450693309463noreply@blogger.com