Friday, April 27, 2007

Funny dialogues between Libyan girls

It's really untranslatable but if anyone feels like it you are welcome

Money or character ?
من طرائف الليبيات في زمن المظاهر و الماديات

سعاد: خطيبي مش مخليني محتاجة حاجة..كل مرة يفاجئني بهدية و أمه تموت فيا..
هناء: و شن عنده من شهادات؟
سعاد: عنده سيارة للشغل فولفو..و سيارة للزيارات مرسيدس و سيارة بي ام عادية للقضية..
هناء: و شن ثقافته؟
سعاد: عنده حوازتين و فيلتين وحدة للصيف و وحدة للشتي..
هناء: كيف علاقته مع ربه؟
سعاد: حاج 4 مرات و أمه كل مرة تحج تروح ادير سلامة في كورنثيا و تعزم كل الأحباب و الأصحاب و ما يخلوا مايقدموا من مأكولات و مشروبات فاخرة..
هناء: شكلك معجبة برصيده المالي أكثر من رصيده المعنوي الأخلاقي و الثقافي؟
سعاد: والله ما نبي نحكي خايفة من العين و الحسد لكن عنده أرصدة في اوربا و آسيا ماهو تاجر كبير هو.
هناء: و السعادة و الراحة و الضمانات؟
سعاد:بيكتبلي فيلا و حوازة و المتأخر شرطنا يكون ألف ليرة ..
هناء: شورني فاضية حتى أني..ربي يفتحلك عيونك و يحميك من دهاب الشيرة ..
سعاد: بنمشوا 6 شهور عسل في رحلة حول العالم..و بنغير لون عيوني باش لما نروح نكون حاجة ثانية و الناس تموت من الغيظ..
هناء: باهي إمالله عندي شغل توا بنمشي..
سعاد: و تعرفي بنديروا شغالة و صفرجي و سواق...
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Fearing the evil eye :P
وحدة تحكي مع صاحبتها: تعرفي سعاد في حفلتها على قد ما دارت مسكينة ما تغيرتش بكل..جابت وحدة من برا دارتلها المكياج و فيلوها كركراته من البرازيل باش ما حداش يدير زيه ..عادية طلعت يا ناري مع أنها ما خلت ما دارت .
الثانية: بالله؟ و شنو جو مدانهم؟
الأولى: عادي بكل. وين تسمعيهم يدوا تقولي ما زيهم حد.
الثانية: وأنتي شنو امتا عرسك؟
الثانية: في الصيف.
الأولى: و شن وتيتي روحك؟
الثانية: يعني نجروا ..الفيلو بيجيبوه من اليابان..ماهو عليوة ما يبينيش نلبس حاجة عادية.. و يلي بتمكيجني وحدة فرنساوية ما تمشيش لأي حد.. و الماكلة من مطعم إيطالي..(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


وحدة خايفة من العين و الحسد تهدرز معاها بنت عمها:
شن يا هناء أمتا العرس؟
هناء: آه؟ لا ما زال..قاعدين نخمموا.
و عنده حوش محمد؟ واتي هو؟
هناء: آه؟ شنو؟ يعني ..تقريبا..
أكيدة شفتي فيلوات عاد شن عجبك واحد.
هناء؟ آه؟ يعني..مازال .
شنو خدمته محمد؟
آه؟ يعني عنده محل
لكن سمعت عنده شركة؟
هناء: آه؟ يعني ..تقريبا

21 comments:

Anglo-Libyan said...

heheheheheheheheehe :o)
I love Libyan Arabic.

serious subject but very funny as well, thank you highlander.

A.Adam said...

Funny ??
Girls

The Lost Libyano said...

I fear the evil eye:P

Seriosly dude it exists.

BeSHeSHeNtRa... said...

Thank you from the rock , heheheh that was very funny :o)

mani said...

Salam Highlander.. LOL :D

exactly adam.. funny??.. Anglo..??
just serious thank you..

and um yeah... girls :D

Curt from Houston said...

Translation please. :-)

Brave Heart said...

r u seriously this kind of girls still exist, i don't think so, this mean i'll never married, how can i meet all these staff

Highlander said...

AngloLibyan , walahi some of the stuff is true especially the 7sed thing , imagine having your best friend tell you about her wedding on the same day ?

A.Adam :P it's funny the way they say it..each one showing off

Lost Libyano, yes I believe the evil eye exists too - but come not to this extent no ?

Besheshentra you're welcome and thanks for your comment!

Mani :P what do you mean ? yes or no :P


Curt, I'm hoping one of the Libyan bloggers or readers would be kind enough to do that :)

Braveheart you ain't seen nothing man, how long have you been away ? :P

Ema said...

LOLS jibty feeha :D

Highlander said...

Ema walla? shinu rayik ?

Leilouta said...

Lybian dialect seems to be similiar to Tunisian?

I talked to a neighbor once who told me that when she finds her son a wife she will bring her to the house and empty the closets and make the girl reorganize everything to see if she is ready for marriage :)

The Lost Libyano said...

Lybian dialect seems to be similiar to Tunisian?

No Duh. Its very sad to see a Arab who doesent even know her own history. The Vast majority of "Libyans" and "Tunisians" came here a couple hundered years they both originated from the same tribe Banu Hilal. The "Libyan" and "Tunisian", dialects are probably some of the purest arab dilects around.

The Lost Libyano said...

More on Dilect.

Dilect has always intrested me. I am trying to understand each form of arab dilect in our countries.(Arab Speaking World).

Now I speak libyan arabic, and from what I am told its very similar to the arabic they speak in Saudi Arabia, or at least more similar then other dialects.(True or Not True?)

Maybe its because of the late arab migrations to North Africa. That being said is the arabic spoken in Syria a mixture of Arabic with the ancient assyrian language? Or the arabic spoken in Egypt a mixture of arabic and ancient egyptian? Also is the arabic we speak in Libya and Tunisia mixed with the berber dialects, or Sub-Saharen dilects? What is the true ARABIC? Is it the arabic in the Holy Quran? That being said when we read the Quran today are we misunderstanding certain words, because of our arabic? What I am trying to get at is, is our understanding of certain words diffrent then their true meaning? Also as far as North African arabic, did the arabic which people from Benu Hilal speak differ from the arabic which the missioraries spoke when they brough Islam? Was their arabic purer then the arabic which came from later migrations?:P Toooo many questions I know.lool.

Brave Heart said...

hi highlander:
i just found some thing intersting about u
ومن هؤلاء مدون واحد يغامر بالكتابة المعتدلة على شكل تعليقات سياسية وهي شابة حذقة تعرف باسم هايلاندر lonehighlander.blogspot.com وهي تدعي بأنها المدون الوحيد في ليبيا.
u can find it in this link
http://www.akhbar-libya.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=6596&Itemid=56

by ready for dawn visitors

Lujayn said...

Loved it, so familiar! Every time I visit Libya, I spend the first few days being chastised for not peppering every other sentence with "mashallah". Then I start saying it about everything :))

L to Tha Dubya said...

lol. Hey H did you find any notes about Libyan Girls and secret crushes on Wolfie:P

a_akak said...

LOL It sad to know that these con might have alot of truth within them :)

Fe Aman Allah

Highlander said...

Lujayn and A_Akak welcome to my blog !

Keepsmile5 said...

Hey highlander
Thanks for sharing,It's hilarious, but you know you scared me cause I just got engaged (she is Libyan)and we planed to get married soon en shaa Allah.
Do you think my darling is gonna be of such personality????!
Ohh No No Noooo, I can't imagine that. Ooh, God safe me, please!...

Highlander said...

Mabrouk Keep smiles 5 don't worry inshallah your sweetheart will be ok !

LovelyHibo said...

so nice,:D:D:D:D
Thanks for sharing that with us.