Monday, May 17, 2004

Another joke....

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he
sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over
and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog
and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the
scene walks over and says:

"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: -! "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

"Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then? "

The brave man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspapers say:

"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog".

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