Friday, March 03, 2006

Boyfriend Jokes

My old university classmates regularly hold a meetup online or try to as much as possible, we arrange to go on msn chat at a certain time ( whatever our time zones) and we exchange info and chat about what 's been going on in our life.
After our last chat , one of the girls sent us one of those forwarded jokes.. maybe it's a bit corny but I thought it was quite funny :P

Dear Help Desk,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.Please help!


Dear Desperate,

Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create 'Snoring Loudly'WAV sound files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3

Help Desk.


Non-Blogging Anonymous said...

Haha, much better than the usual husband-wife joke... But she calls me, NBA, an undesirable program??? What an insult.

When I started using this alias I never thought it would be abbreviated and neither do I have the least interest in basketball

The undesired NBA :-)

highlander said...

NBA :) are you fishing for compliments and sympathy ? come one you know you got fans on this blog

Non-Blogging Anonymous said...

I guess any doctor would tell you my diagnosis is need of attention syndrome together with an expanding ego ;-). That's quite an, erm, undesirable condition
;-) - I think quite a few dictators have suffered (if they suffer at all) from the same...


Roba said...

LOOOOL! That's absolutely hilarious :)

AGRADA said...

Hah, really funny..reminded me of the recent days softwares invasion, with alot of versions...i talk alot about versions :) .

Non-blogging bla Anonymous !!

I guess you have Histrionic personality which falls within Cluster B Personality disorders according to DSM VI " the Bible of psychiatry " hehe don't take it hard.

Plus, Blogging is proved to be an effective treatment for attension seeking people, That made me wonder your State of Anonymousity. :))