Saturday, March 25, 2006

A dangerous life ! sequels of bird flu







Can't eat beef... Mad cow
Can't eat chicken... bird flu
Can't eat eggs ... salmonella scare
Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides

I'm wondering what can we eat ?

8 comments:

7mada said...

lol, Bazeen

NBA said...

It's not only that we can't eat, we can't breathe either. Remember the sars hysteria a couple of years ago. And most certainly we can't travel to Congo because they had ebola some years ago which is one of the many in this chain of worldwide hysteria of a forthcoming pandemic...

However, if I'm not wrong, the most lethal disease worldwide is diarrhoea which kills millions in the developing world who could be saved by clean water and proper access to health care. So, if we don't eat, we die of malnutrition, if we, eat, we die of diarrhoea. Not a nice world.

NBA (who has consumed at least meat, chicken, candy, fast food, fish and alcohol this week and is still alive)

AlanK said...

well always other people, but that has some drawbacks

also finally posted on my blog, your begging did work

Adam said...

That is one mighty funky chicken you found! I wonder if he is on his way to the Eclipse? Or his he just happy for his ney Ray Bans?

We might worry ourselves sick over what we eat. And then suddenly the roof falls in over our heads - so why worry? We cannnot eat spaghetti cause it´s the wrong GI index (Western Vanity). We cannot eat potato crisps, cancer alert. We cannot use a fork, because the Chineese girl who made it was only 8.

I stick with eating olives, with my hand.

NBA said...

Adam, even eating olives might be unethical. I don't know where yours come from but if they come from Mediterranean Europe like Spain they're quite likely picked by illegal immigrants from North Africa living in miserable conditions and earning poorly...

(And I'm writing this on Blogger which is owned by Google which in turn promotes the censorship imposed by the dictatorial government in China, in English which threatens all other languages in the world and in the imperialistic Latin alphabet...)

NBA

Adam said...

yah, but dat chick still iz funkee. cheerz from vienna airport

Highlander said...

7mada ...Bazeen ;) is very very healthy did you know that ? I'm sure you do .

NBA, that's why I stopped worrying , just use common sense and leave the rest up to God

AlanK Welcome back

Adam , thinking about it that chicken is really funky :) again I have to thank my friends for emailing me all this funny stuff which you guys get to enjoy. Enjoy the eclipse in Libya ...

hale said...

I do know I've had to eat my words a lot of times, and it's not something I look forward to doing, but, in case of bird flu .....

hale
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