Friday, September 08, 2006

The bag issue

Leilouta tagged me along with a whole bunch of girls and guys regarding the contents of their bags/wallets . Go to her blog and see who else have shown their belongings .

I've never done this but who can refuse a request from Leilouta ;) . Anyway here is what's in my bag; not as exotic as some of the stuff I've seen by the other bloggers...... ex ligth bulbs and flip flops etc...

(1) PDA
(2) Ipod
(3) purse
(4) key chain ( the mask thingy)
(5) the mobile you've seen already
(6) my glasses are in the car .

my boring bag !
















Ladies and gentlemen I guess you know what you have to do by now ;).....so whether you are a blogger or non blogger ( sorry could not resist the pun ), we are curious about your bag....

32 comments:

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...

The tunisian turncoat.lol. I know whats in her bag Anti-Islam propoganda.

Leilouta said...

Libyan warrior,
Here is a fatwa for you; get a life!!

Highlander,
That is it!!!No makeup? tomtoes? :P
I love the floor! That is one thing I miss a lot about Tunisia. I still can’t get used to hardwood floors in the US. What I hate the most about it is I can’t mop the Tunisian way on these floors :)

removedalready said...

Highlander,
you'd have to go to my blog to find out the contents of my bag. That's the one I use to carry to work. Going out would have to be a smaller one! =)

programmer craig said...

Highlander, how can you get by with such a sparse load? Most women have stuff in their purse they haven't even seen in years!

The rest is for LibyanWarrior, everyone else please scroll down!

The tunisian turncoat.lol.

Hey there, American patriot! I have some questions for you!

Major reported she had been kidnapped

How do you think we proud Americans should handle this? Muslims kidnap a high ranking female military officer in Kyrgyzstan!? Enough is enough, right? I say we hire some muslim gangsters to find these 3 male/1 female muslim kidnappers and kill them slowly, painfully and publicly, and then have the video sent to Al Jazeera. That seems the most appropriate course of action, since law enforcement cannot be trusted to handle muslim terrorists in muslim countries. Right? You with me, man? Of course, we have to make sure nobody will ever know for sure that the US sponsored the counter-attack. But hell, that's a piss poor country. I bet we can find a thousand muslim gangsters who would do those cretins in for a very reasonable price. Don't you agree?

This next article may apply to you, so I need your opinion as a patriotic American youth:

America's youth must serve their country, one way or another

I was an infantryman in the Marines for 6 years, and I object to this limited conscription the journalist is recommending. It would destroy morale and render the US military largely ineffective, and to no good purpose. As long as we have small military, we need it to be as good as humanly possible. BUT...

I would not object to drafting 13 million American youths as we did in early 1942. In fact, since the US has a much larger population than it did back then, we should draft 25 million American youths. Including you.

We could win the war on terror in 2 years. Completely. We could fight all of our enemies at once, instead of this painful and time consuming step-by-step process we're involved in now. Nobody could stand against us. Nobody. I doubt anybody would even have the balls to try.

What do you think, LibyanWarrior? You ready to die for your country, my patriotic young friend?

And yes... in case you don't get it... I'm questioning your loyalty.

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...
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programmer craig said...

Master farakhan

That's the guy who believes that God is in a space ship on the dark side of the moon, right? :P

said i should not join, cuz I am African.

So, follow your own advice. Go back to Africa. Unlike black Americans, you actually DO have citizenship in an African country, right? Honestly, LibyanWarrior, how can you be so disloyal to the country you live in and the country you are a citizen of, and then call other people traitors? How can you live with that level of intellectual dishonesty? Doesn't it make you feel the least bit... sleazy?

Go home, man. You obviously don't belong in America, nor are you happy here. We don't want you. Go away. Spew your anti-American filth from someplace other than America.

Learn this word. You'll be hearing it a lot.

Hypocrite

programmer craig said...

By the way, LW, if you do get drafted, I suggest you get your scrawny little ass to bootcamp. Draft dodging is a felony and in your case, I will personally make a citizens arrest. A little time in prison would do you might do you some good. And even if it didn't, who cares?

Safia speaks said...

You will not see the contents of my handbag, but thanx for tagging me:

last week I gave my son Abdallah one of my credit cards, and I remember faintly that he gave it back to be a day later. But I just couldn´t find it, searching the house like a loonie, until I had to report my bank they should cancel this credit card and get me a new one.

This mkorning when I mused over Highlanders weird idea, I did actually turn my handbag upside down in order to take a shot - but my camera was out of batteries.

But lo and behold, what turned up on top of the pile on the floor? My lost credit card! (although it´s no good anymore)

Thank you, Highlander!

Now, I recently had to pay hundreds of dollars to the library for lost books. However, if I find and deliver the books in less than 6 months, they´ll return some of the money.

So, please Highlander or leilouta or any other crazy blogger; please tag me again in order for me to find the lost books!

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...
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Adam said...

So Libyan Warrior Dude, why dont you show us your handbag? :) I mean now after you have shown us your flag!

Myself I am no bag man. I usually carry most of my stuff in my trouser and jacket pockets. Wallet. Cell phone. (If I do not forget it. I somtimes do and that can actually be a peaceful relief.) House & bike keys. Paperback book. Daily news. Commuter subscription. Gloves (for biking on cold days). In the summer no jacket, so then I carry much less stuff. I try to keep it simple.

I try hard not to take my work home. My computer at home is stationary, which is good: More power when I need it, and I am forced away from it when I leave home. A bit of fresh air...

programmer craig said...

LibyanWarrior, if you don't believe that shit, then why do you say it? You realize that someday somebody is going to kill you dead for one of your stupid comments? And now you say you don't even believe it?

Are you retarded?

programmer craig said...

And another thing! :P

Anyway I am not scrawny i am 6'2 and i weigh 235 pounds. lol.

Yeah. That's not scrawny. You are about 60 pounds over weight, which makes you technically obese, doesn't it? Nothing wrong with that... provided you've never attacked Americans for being an overweight society, right!?

But we can't safely make that assumption about you, can we? It's that hypocrit factor rearing it's ugly head again :O

Adam said...

And ah oh yes Highlander. You have made a very nicely titled post here, because I very much doubt that it was a coincidence.

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...
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programmer craig said...

LibyanWarrior, you lying sack of shit. Or should I say suet? :D

lol. first off craig i am not a retard

You're either a retard or a lunatic. You'v got some kind of mental handicap. I've pointed out random stupidities in things you have said on this blog and on others, more times than I can count. In my day, we used to call people like you retarded. What's the politically correct word for it, now? You ride the short bus to school, right?

Second, if u wanna kill me dead then come and do it u bitch, and get it over with.

I didn't say I was gonna kill you, retard. I said somebody would. If you talked to my wife the way you talked to Leilouta a few months back, I'd definately be putting you in the hospital. If you're lucky, when an irate husband corrects your behavior, that's the outcome you'll get. If you're unlucky, you'll be dead. It's just a matter of time before you say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time.

235 pounds is not overweight by 60 pounds, I am suppose to be at 200 even, for my age group and height,

Oh, bullshit. Is that what yo mamma told you? My Dad is taller than you and he'd look like a fucking cow if he weighed what you weigh.

but i do a little something called weight lifting.

You're the same height and weight as Arnold Schwarzenegger. You look like Arnold Schwarzenegger!? Or do you look like a Libyan beach ball?

Ever heard of it.

That's what all the lardasses say, fatboy. The only weightlifting you do is lifting the big mac to your greasy lips. And you know it.

I am most definatly not a fat ass like u and your fellow Americans.

Whatver you say, fatboy. Wanna arm-wrestle? Or should we just cut to the chase and go a few rounds? I'm not too old to beat the shit out of an overwieght libyan retard :P

i taker great pride in keeping in Damn near perfect shape.

Perfect shpae = like a bowling pin? :D

OK, I skipped the rest. That's enough fat jokes for one retard. I see fat dudes like you down at the gym all the time, walking around in their tank tops with their lardy guts busting out at the seams and their skinny little arms ticking out in the air thinking they're manly.

I bet you wear a speedo at the beach, too, don't you? Admit it. It's always the fat hairy sweaty guys in the speedos.

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...

lol. Wow. I geuss I hit a button with the whole gay Marine comment.lol.

Dude u have never even seen me so what the hell are u talking about. Arnold is 5'10, i am 4 inches taller then him. The majority of the guys on the football team are 6'1, 6'2 and they way up to 300 pounds. And they are by no means lard asses. In anycase, just be careful and use protection Fudgepacker, u dont want to catch AIDS. I am just giving u a friendly reminder.

P.S i am sorry that the fat guys were speedos on the beach. my atention is usally on the hot chicks so i really dont know what the fat dudes are wearing.lol. But dont worry craig I am sure some Well built man will hit the beach someday so u can check him out in his speedos.lol. oh yeah Dude does your ife know u r gay? Oh yes she probably does thats why she dumped your ass.lol.

programmer craig said...

Dude, you're so full of shit.

Arnold Schwarzenegger 6'2"

Why would you lie about something so easily disproved?

And you wonder why I say you're retarded!? :P

You're probably ovverstating your height and understating your weight too. You've lied about everything else you ever said, so that's a fair assumption, no?

What is it then? 5'8" and 300 pounds?

You should draw a big "L" on your forehead, man. So that everyone knows you are Libyan.

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...

Hey Sodomite Craig:)

Sociologist Ralph Keyes has shown that men often claim to be taller than they are. That goes double for celebrities. Men's Health magazine compared claimed heights to actual heights and discovered that Arnold Schwarzenegger was 5-10, not 6-2, that Charles Bronson was 5-7, not 5-11, and Burt Reynolds 5-8, not 5-11.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaigns/wh2000/stories/tall080399.htm


Yes craig, you got me , I am 300 pounds, and 5'8 you got it right on the dot. You are pretty childish for a grown man. I mean seriosly you are questioning my height, and bickering back and forth with me about complete stupidity. I am going to be the Adult in this argument and end it. From your posts it seems that you are in dire need for some professional help. Your wife has divorced you, you spend your day arguing with 19 yearold about trivial matters which attain no purpose, they are neither entertaining or intelectually stimulating. You revert to childish name calling and rethoric such as "draw a big "L" on your forehead, man. So that everyone knows you are Libyan." What are u Craig 5 years old?

programmer craig said...

You revert to childish name calling and rethoric

There's that hypocrit problem of yours showing up again, dudette :P

You think you can shrink 4" off Arnold Shwarzenegger's height and nobody will notice? He just went from 3" taller than me to 1" shorter than me. That's good news for me, eh? You really think a guy who one the Mister Universe contest multiple times and basically made the industry of bodybuilding what it is today could lie about either his height or his weight and nobody would notice?

How did this become a discussion of Arnold Shwarzenegger anyway, fatass?

You're 55 pounds overweight. And, predictably, you launched an all out attack on your fellow Americans for being obese. Well, the average American is 20 pounds overwight. You're three times more obese that the people you call fat, lardass. And that's IF anyone is stupid enough to actually belive the numbers you give for yourself.

programmer craig said...

By the way, pigface, is it considered acceptable to make abusive sexual comments about another man's wife in Libya? Because it's not, here in America. Keep it up and you're bound to be spitting out your own teeth one of these days, wondering what the fuck just happened to you. And you know the shittiest part (for you) about that? The cops are likely to haul you off to jail and not the guy who just decked you. But don't take my word for it. Experiment. It's about time you learned the truth about the culture you grew up in.

Highlander said...

Libyan Warrior: 60 GB Ipod ? wow man that's huge !

By the way LW this post was about my bag and whoever wants to show their bag and not about Leilouta/Craig or any of my other readers.
If you don't like someone why don't you write about them in your blog and so help keep my comment section clean and free from abuse...why change the topic ? Why give anyone the opportunity to say anything about you that is less than good aslan - then you have to end up using foul language with them. You can't keep waving everything off as a joke- I never get the jokes either - I always think that every word you say is serious. This is indeed dangerous, and it does offend me.


Programmer_Craig :P

As I told Redenclave on her blog, seeing as how all the girls are carrying soooooo much cute and possibly useful things with them makes me feel so unfeminine. From now on, I may need to add a lipstick , hairbrush and perfume ..what do you think ?
I used to have more before - 3 organisers before I discovered my trusty PDA :)

Regarding LW's opening statement, he addressed Leilouta only and she responded to him. So in fairness to all, I would say that this time you're provoking him first don't you think? by mentioning the kidnapped US major which is totally off topic. Then the conversation though entertaining ping pongs between you guys.
I have an objection with the link you provided and which I checked : http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060909/ap_on_re_as/kyrgyzstan_missing_major

Not once did I see the word 'Muslims' in it . Although I'm aware that the majority of Kyrgyz people are Muslims I'm not sure why you inserted that adjective in your comment.
Does that mean that if I report about a kidnapping in Washington, NY, Helsinki or Tokyo I must mention from now on the suspected religion of the kidnappers? Anyway it seems there is a whole lot of speculation about that story.

Safia :) glad to have been useful my dear . I'll make sure to remind you of the books , maybe bug you about them on your blog he he he.
I clear my bag every weekend , that's why it's clutter free.

Adam, yes we noticed you are a minimalist ;) , you even have a bicycle instead of a car lol .

Non-Blogging said...

As I told Redenclave on her blog, seeing as how all the girls are carrying soooooo much cute and possibly useful things with them makes me feel so unfeminine.

Highlander, my educated guess is that instead of being unfeminine you're just rational ;-).

programmer craig said...

Hi H,

Not once did I see the word 'Muslims' in it .

Just because the author of the article is being politically correct, doesn't mean that I have to be.

Although I'm aware that the majority of Kyrgyz people are Muslims I'm not sure why you inserted that adjective in your comment.

Because of this comment by LibyanWarrior:

I know whats in her bag Anti-Islam propoganda.

I was provoking him, obviously :)

I chose that article in order to demonstrate that one doesn't have to look any further than the headline news to find anti-Islam "propaganda" .

Does that mean that if I report about a kidnapping in Washington, NY, Helsinki or Tokyo I must mention from now on the suspected religion of the kidnappers?

If you suspected the kidnapping was motivated by religious bigotry, you'd be remiss NOT to mention the religious aspect, would you not?

Like when a synogogue is burned in Europe, and the newspapers don't report the religious hatred that inspired the attack. Bad journalism.

Anyway it seems there is a whole lot of speculation about that story.

Yes. I doubt we'll ever hear the truth. It seems obvious that the US authorities do not want to upset the Kyrgz authorities and risk the basing rights there. I find it appalling, myself, that we are allowing the local police to make the kinds of comments they have been making (which seem to be blaming the major for her own kidnapping) without making any officiial counter-statements. Somebody knows the truth. But we are not hearing it.

Anyway, I apologize for my part in derailing this thread. I just think LibyanWarrior has gotten away with his extremely anti-social behavior for much too long. I think that's why he is so mentally messed up. Somebody needs to put a boot up his ass before it's too late to get through to him that what he does is NOT ok. And I'm hereby volunteering for that job. I can be one mean SOB when somebody gets on my bad side and LW has been there for quite some time.

UmmAminah said...

What I carry:
Purse
chap-stick
blusher and brush
glue
nail-polish (clear - perfect for stopping runs in nylon tights)
hair-brush and hair-cream (very tight dry curls go wildddd in air-con)
small diary.

Couldn't post the picture as the USB connection is faulty for some reason - but for a picture of real clutter, here's my husband's closet. EWWWWW

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...

retard Craig:) Your above statements prove once and for all that u suffer from a Mental health disorder.


You're 55 pounds overweight. And, predictably, you launched an all out attack on your fellow Americans for being obese. Well, the average American is 20 pounds overwight. You're three times more obese that the people you call fat, lardass. And that's IF anyone is stupid enough to actually belive the numbers you give for yourself.


First off Mother Fucker, and I dont evn know why I am aknowledging u probably because I am waiting for a reply on AIM. Okay I am 6'2 I weigh 235. I am 19 yearsold, According to the small chart at the docotors office 200 Pounds is the appropriate height for a male my age. But due to the fact that I have a large frame and I spend hours lifting heavy weights, i work on muscle mass, and not tone, and hence I weigh 235. I have a much larger and more physically dominant frame then arnold, How do i know this, because I have met him!!!!!! And he is 5'10 Just like the artical in the Washington post says. a Artical which u choose to ignore for the mere fact that I backed my statement up with documantation. As far as how this conversation about Arnold got started that staement their just proves that u r getting old PC. Do u have Alzheimer's ? U where the one who brought it up. I personally think if anyone is a lardass its u my friend, u have given many indications in your posts, i will be in libya soon enough and highlander can tell u how hot and well built I am.lol.


now to your next Ludicrouse statement.


Is it considered acceptable to make abusive sexual comments about another man's wife in Libya?

No. This staement once again shows that u have a mental illness, for the mere fact that I NEVER made a Sexually abusive comment toward anyones wife on this blog. Unless u r some Marines bitch boy, and he has made u his wife in the relationship, in that case.lol. I geuss I have.



Somebody needs to put a boot up his ass before it's too late to get through to him that what he does is NOT ok. And I'm hereby volunteering for that job

Okay craig, Listen up and Listen up good. U r not going to put anything in my ass u Faget. U try and i will blow your fucking brains out. U here me mother fucker. U being a Marine, and u threating me with Homosexual Rape and Sodomy is a fairly seriose matter. You try to get anywhere near me, and you will find half your skull in Sweden and the other half in Australia, you hear me fag. Keep your perversions to your self.



Highlander:) lol. Yeah i got a 60 GB Ipod, its realy amazing i am very happy with it. I have filled up about 55 GB worth just with music.lol. yeah I am a music nut.lol. Sorry u where offended H, this yankee pig is just. ahhhh.Annoying at times.lol. What I meant by the statement is when I start off with the rants they start off ligit, but occasionally the begin to take up a life of their own. Not always but alot of times particularly the berber/arab stuff, is angst and pent up emotion. In anycase.lol. Sorry.

programmer craig said...

Hey, LW, sorry you wrote all that and I didn't read it, but I'm temporarily pretending you don't exist. I feel bad I let a snotty fat punk like you get under my skin. Maybe next time, loser.

Libyan Warrior( KING OF AL-ANDLUS) said...

lol.Sure u r Sodomite Craig, and i am the easter bunny.

Non-Blogging said...

PC & LW, I'm not claiming I'm always the most mature person or blog reader in this world but even to my eyes your behaviour is quite childish and petty. I don't care who started and what and who's right or wrong, it's just that there should be a point after which you understand that this is all completely off topic and you should just end the parallel monologues.

Just my honest opinion as someone who'd rather read about your bags or pockets than your alleged obesities.

programmer craig said...

I don't care who started and what and who's right or wrong

NBA, I already knew that'd be your opinion. You're a gray area guy :)

It's probably very comforting to you to go through life believing nobody is right and nobody is wrong.

You didn't believe that during the cartoon controversy though, did you? Well.... anyway... I always appreciate your opinion. You are a nice guy and I enjoy discussing things with you.

But just so you know... sometimes, there really are bad guys.

Non-Blogging said...

Craig, that I agree with whole-heartedly. There are good guys and really bad guys around. The thing is that in my opinion you should concentrate on verbally attacking the real bad ones instead of a 19-year-old who intentionally provokes you ;-).

programmer craig said...

NBA, the Marines alleged to have committed a massacre in Haditha are the same age as LW. As are the 5 Army soldirs charged with raping an Iraqi girl and murdering her family.

I don't consider him to be just a harmless kid, as I've said before. You do. That's fine.